De-Clog Blog

OK, waited for it to drain while writing that last blog, and it didn't. i couldn't flush it again for fear it would over-flow and flood thier basement with shitty water. id never be welcome again i fear.

well you will be relieved to know i have sorted it. it got messy....i even went down to the basement to look for a plunger and found a loo brush (and some nasty spiders)

I had to leave a sign on the door of the toilet saying 'please do not use' in case Betty came down. all the time in the basement i was panicking that Betty would start coming down the stairs. she only bloody did....

there i was sprinting up from the basement wielding a loo brush shouting 'noooooo' in a dramatic cinematic style....

I'm surprised she didn't have a heart attack


anyway, i plunged like a MoFo and cleared it away....i have never been so happy to see a clear toilet

damn you all you can eat crab.....damn you for tasting so good